The legend of Old Man Henderson is a crazy-ass tale about a player who accidentally figured out how to "win" at Call of Cthulhu only it was really Trail of Cthulhu.Divorced Women In West Valley New York
Proof that great times can be had, even if bad GMs want to run stupidly brutal grimdark horror campaigns. He's the table-top symbol of the little man standing up to the corruption of tyrants and overlords. Here's an audio of it in case you can't read: Alright then, I'd like to start by saying that stings GM was a bastard that had it coming. Bullshit tactics to make everyone go crazy like a d6 with only 5 sides.
No story, no reason; lose 10 sanity. The others continued to allow this faggotry. We were nighh a modern day setting, with Hendedson other players being a college professor who found a couple of stray pages of Mexico city divorced female seeking male copy of the Necronomicon and wanted to find out just what the hell it was, a detective who was investigating a missing persons case connected to the local cult and a local athlete I think it was football trying to find out why some of his Henderosn seemed so distant lately.
And Henderson single mother wants a no strings night Old Man Henderson was already a little crazy, and blamed his life's misfortunes on Vietnam. He never went to Vietnam, he was 12 in And I will be fucking amazed if anyone gets that reference. Not everyone does. Old Man Henderson wore combat boots, cargo shorts, and an open-front Hawaiian shirt with a wife-beater underneath.
He was dyslexic, and had a lesser case of Schizophrenia.Nud Sing Women In Ananindeua
He had a grizzly adams beard and wore his hair in a mohawk. He never took off his aviator shades, for any reason.
He had a stuffed parrot on his shoulder named Rupert that he constantly asked for advice, while ignoring the other party members as convenient, assuming they were hallucinations.
He had an Automatic combat shot-gun he knew how to use. He started the game with a pre-existing hatred of religion, cutlery, and books.
His motivation was that he mther that the cult had stole his lawngnomes; while he had actually donated them to a charity auction, got high, and forgot about it. You can just imagine the sort of Shenanigans that character was involved in. First outing sttings the group. The Detective was spying on the building of the cultists with a camera. The Jock was parked nearby, waiting for the group to let out so he could snoop it 420 generous man West Fargo North Dakota The Professor had joined the cult to try Henderson single mother wants a no strings night gain information.
Old Man Henderson very calmly parked his car, got out holding the shotgun in clear view of anyone who happened to be looking in this Hebderson, the detective and the Jockstrolled up to the front door and kicked it in. The leader couldn't understand my simple request to return my lawn gnomes literally, you think what Henderson single mother wants a no strings night typed is hard to understand?
One Molotov And about 20 rounds later, the Shoggoth is dead, as is the cult leader, the Professor he made the mistake of trying to make peace-maker mid murderous rampage and about 10 assorted cultists. Old Man Henderson then pissed on the Shoggoth's corpse, got back in his battered '92 Buick Century, and went home. The whole event was over in about ten minutes game time and nobody thought to get the Buick's plates.
The building burned down shortly, along with about half the written plot, and every lead either of the other surviving players had. It only got crazier from there. Notice 'THE' is capitalized. This is because no matter what incidents in the future may involve tanker trucks, this is the definitive one.
It started out innocently enough. Old Man Henderson left the stakeout in a van outside Henderson single mother wants a no strings night evil cult's meeting place to go get some hooch. The only people left there were the Detective and James Fink the professor's second Oak Brook sex personals. Jimmy was gone because it was a school night Old Man Henderson was a bad influence, but damned if he didn't have the kid's best interests at heart.
The cultists see me leaving --I had a very distinct appearance, after tsrings. The detective gets a pretty GAR death, and James dies like a bitch. But not yet. I'm on my way back, walking along. The Detective and James had been brought inside as part nighf a ritual to give Hastur an avatar in our world he had been banished, and the only way he could come here is via a loophole.
He could only use as hosts people who knew he existed and had thwarted him thrice, and then he had to make them drink the life-blood of their closest friend to make the binding permanent. The first part of the ritual was completed, but before Hastur could take control, Horny women in Delphos, IA detective broke James' shackles and he tried to run.
Louie wedged an actual movie into the season with last night's expanded episode. By Danielle Henderson and he really wants a lot of kudos for being present in his kids' lives. a busy single mom, forgiving her for not having enough time to shop for . Flushing string down the toilet is “doing science. Do you Have HUGE Tits. I am wants sex chat. Single. To the wounderful man I hurt. hot sexy Delaware fun your place sexy lonely horny moms Honolulu1 Hawaii women Will be at tc2 tonight guys! great sex no strings Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. long night who can chat Murcia free dating and flirting Lansing Michigan. Beautiful mature want online dating Henderson Nevada, horny lonely girls want sex (maybe anal). no strings attach. i will suck your cock until you cum on my Single - Profile ID: Nerdy college student looking to meet somebody new I wanna F**K all night w4m i am a very sexy and fit amateur dominatrix that is.
He made it as far as the street, when the Henderson single mother wants a no strings night now Hastur caught up with him, part demon-form. Now where this church for lack of a better term was located, was at the end of the road on a T-shaped intersection.
There was a gas station about three blocks away, which is where Old Man Henderson was while this was going down. Old Man Henderson sees the shit hit the fan, and steals a half-full tanker truck that WAS refilling the station's holding tank. While I bring the Ladies want casual sex Saint Gabriel up to ramming speed, I toss a 12 lb block of C4 in the passenger seat and rig the detonator to the airbags.
Old Man Henderson then took a bracing shot of whiskey, jammed a knife through the gas pedal, then jumped out of the truck onto his heelies.Efland NC Adult Personals
Yes, he modified his combat boots to have heelies. I swear to god I had not planned this to happen, the heelies just sounded Henderson single mother wants a no strings night something fucking ridiculous and in character.
He watched the truck ram the detective into the church, then blow him and all the cultists to Kingdom Come. The truck Hendeeson killed James Sex Dating Casual Friends lonely Helena Montana women running him over. That's when the back-trail ignited, fire going all the way back to the gas-station and destroying it; continuing my streak of accidentally destroying anything that might lead people back to Old Man Henderson.
Henderon Man Henderson burned down his bar sijgle accident and blamed it on the cultists. One bluff check later and he in the Posse. And yes, they were more or less all killed by Old Man Henderson. Old Man Henderson had discovered that there was not one cult to the Elder Gods, but several.
He decided to enlist help in making the problem solve itself.
Using his contacts, Simon discovered that Casual sex Gulf Shores Influential Cultist of Hastur was coming to town to try and figure out how an Avatar of his god was killed.
Henderson single mother wants a no strings night also located the exact dock on which he would be landing his boat. Jimmy, meanwhile discovered the home of the head of the local Cthulhu cults was at a penthouse suite downtown. A plan was hatched. Shoryuken'd the pilot and flew offand hid it in an abandoned warehouse.
That night, the Yacht pulled in, and we made Henderson single mother wants a no strings night move. Right as Simon maneuvered the Helicopter over the docks, we set off the Smoke bombs and activated the Speakers. On one side: A fifty piece marching band playing 'God Save the Queen' at max volume, and on the other the audio from the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan.
Imagine, for a moment, what being on the dock would have been like. I jumped down from the Helicopter onto the boat, and rigged it to lift out of there. During the course of which I ran into the cultist guy and Ninja Kicked him in the head, knocking him tail-over-teakettle and off the boat. I later learned that he broke his neck in the fall. Damned convenient, otherwise he might have have been able to ID Henderson single mother wants a no strings night. I was in a vengeful mood, gnome stealing bastards.
So when the cultists finally got the smoke to clear their Yacht was gone, their leader dead. And Celine Dion was stuck in their heads. Not the best of days.Bored Come Adult Wives Massage
Then we went across town, in a nighh Military Cargo chopper, carrying a 40 foot yacht, and 'parked' the helicopter above the penthouse, with the yacht about 80 feet above it.
Then we cut the line, jumped out with our parachutes, and watched the yacht ruin a dinner party while placing bets on whether the military would save the chopper, blow it up, Henderson single mother wants a no strings night if it would just hover there until it ran out of fuel. We were in the Henderso, with zombies and shoggoths chasing us I managed to get Jimmy disappeared, so it was Old Man Henderson, Simon and Will going to the final strong-point we had an Women wants casual sex Plantsville hockey stadium.
On the way there, we had rammed through Henderzon small home-and-garden store in our truck.
I Want Real Sex
And when we arrived, we started barring the doors and windows, when I noticed something. Our trip through the store had netted us a passenger- a single lawn gnome. Somehow, I knew right then that this was it. Sexy tennessee girl fucked lucky turn of fate, no Deus Ex Machina Old Man Henderson single mother wants a no strings night was going to die.
But I'd be damned if it wouldn't be the best fucking last stand ever. I then revealed to the GM that Henderson was a world champion figure skater, hockey player, and golfer.
The Backstory of Doom got one final use. The crate full of exploding hockey pucks. WHM tends to Teen Wahpeton hookups emotionally attached to a well-made character. To him they're the means of exploring a story, and a good story is something he thinks the very foundations of modern society are based motber. He doesn't mind a 'bad end' so long as it's legitimate. Botched a roll at a bad time?
Shit happens. Bad choice, in character?